be careful what you wish for

some guy went to the comfort room to take a leak.
then he overheard a pained yell from the next cubicle.
hesitant, he kicked down the door. he tried to determine what was wrong.
then to his amazement, the grunt had no bunghole!
he was in pain 'cause he wanted to crap..

"jesus, man, what the hell happened to you?"

"dammit, i found this magic ring, and when i tried to rub it, some genie appeared and gave me a stupid wish."

"and?"

"he gave me only one. but i was surprised, and in my amazement, i yelled...NO SHIT?!.."

get it? no shit? ..

...so okay, that was a lame attempt to humour my readers. but the point is, be careful what you wish for, 'cause you just might get it...and the hooligan in the john's totally got the idea...he lost his hole, for chrissakes..