one-liners, part one

I've been thinking so much lately about the best one-liners you can use in such untimely events. I mean...when the situation calls for it.

For the deserving ones, who didn't get what they're worth..
"..they miss things sometimes..it happens to everybody..it's just that, you need not prove anything to nobody..it's bound to shine, one way or another.."

For the bad guys who want to dislodge a relationship with a bad girl..
"..guys like me flirt with the bad girls, but we don't take them home, honey. we marry the good girl. we grab that happy ending.."

For those who lay aside and put down the beliefs of others..
"it's a sad day for non-believers.."