fifty nifty somethings part one

1. is there life after death? does the cold, vast emptiness of space reinforce the notion that ours is the only planet cursed with sentience?

2. sounds like a good article. copy paste, copy paste, copy paste, rearrange this, rearrange that.

3. my father said that without memory, there is an absence of intelligence. i'm screwed.

4. everything has already been thought of by other people, and that new ideas are merely revisions of other people's creativity. there is no need to reinvent the wheel, except to add weight to the fact that it is round.

5. in the alpha centauri game, one of the faction leaders emphasized that the greater conundrum asks why a perfect god even bothered to create the universe at all.

6. i need a break from reality. and that means indulging in guilty pleasures.

7. you wonder why you ever engage in a lengthy conversation on a topic which may or may not be controversial and in the end decide it's not even worth bothering to talk about it at all.

8. my brothers read too much. my dad reads too much. my mom reads too much. i don't read, much.

9. does having raw egg really do anything whenever i work out?

10. where does one obtain a copy of the final print of "king's quest companion"?

11. it is science's fault that it wants to explain everything when sometimes, things don't need any explanation at all.

12. a girl asked me why i have an explanation for everything, however mote it is in the grand scale of things.

13. can't remember what i told her, but somehow i got her convinced.

14. i have increased my cockroach kill ratio to 4:6. the roach is dead! long live the roach!

15. i was told to think about happy memories for a change. i cried like a baby.

17. my bodyguard tells the same stories everytime we drink.

18. i started piecing together a chronicle of my blogging years. nothing's changed much.

19. i found out that my paltry hundred something articles is nothing compared to some people's thousands.

20. i wonder how fafblog's writers got their names.

21. i should change my name to something with a little more creativity. like.. absimilliards, or absmilliard. oh heck, absimilliard.

22. i've been taking too much interest in latin. latine loqui coactus sum. oops. sorry.

23. vah! denuone latine loquebar? me ineptum. interdum modo elabitur.

24. i've lost contact with most of my friends. at least i think they were.

25. the cornerstone of every countryside american home is.. the baseball bat.

26. people who work in call centers are overcaffeinated.

27. after all these years of stargazing, i still don't know squat about constellations.

28. i loved two books when i was young. james and the giant peach and.. journal of a teenage genius.

29. i believe in darwinism.

30. i started creating a soundtrack of my life. i came up with an initial list of five hundred songs. i need to figure out how to cut that list down to forty.

31. i keep revising my articles. i never got to post the revised editions because every time i read them, i keep making changes and calling them "final".

32. my new year's resolution was to cut down my drinking. however, circumstance still has me drinking on a daily basis. at least i can now blame someone else for my drinking.

33. i can't feel the difference between diablo 2 version 1.11 and 1.11b.

34. i want to sleep all day, but i have sleeping problems.

35. you wonder where things went wrong and why it got out of hand.

36. i need to free up loads of hard drive space.

37. who are the people behind the characters fafnir, giblets and medium lobster?

38. i need to find the cornucopia.

39. i always had this addiction for making lists. none of them ever made any sense.

40. this lady told me that i ask for sex like i was asking for a number. i believe it's polite to ask. in any case, i've proven that it is easier than asking for a number. sure as i am alcoholic.

41. i keep hearing "eek!" whenever the lady i am with sees the tattoos. yet in the middle of the heat, in some miraculous way, it turns them on and they go apeshi* and make me feel like i'm in bed with a mountain lion. and a rabid one at that! hot damn!

42. my friend asked why my writing has adopted mature content lately. i said.. "well what do you think?!"

43. i cut my heart out every night and in the morning it is whole again.

44. i should start a group blog. i'll call it.. "blog this."

45. they should have a gulag built for emotionally unstable bloggers like me.

46. i write awesome love letters.

47. cthulhu fhtagn.

48. i never got to develop guildmaster 2 like i promised years ago.

49. it must be raining betas in heaven. every new release has us frantically downloading the patch off their official website.

50. my best time for the rubik's cube is one minute and three seconds. i never did beat that. i was told that i needed to correlate the group theory with the uh.. the thing.