double the cool

ran into this insolent shmuck in the lift this evening.

i was waiting for the lift to open until finally, it did. there were four of us, waiting. only two were inside when the elevator door opened. one lady, and the shmuck.

we were all in a hurry to get in, and to get to our respective floors. but the sonofagun was at the elevator door, making it increasingly difficult for us to get in, 'cause we were all pushing to get inside, and he was fairly wide.

and brainless too.

didn't move an inch. he just stood there smirking. looking tough and smug.

"excuse me..", i muttered, as i bumped my shoulder against his. like it was my fault that he was in the way.

i shoulda gathered my spunk and let him have it. but i had to keep my cool.

i'd have freaked, but didn't.

after all the aggravation, hostility and inconvenience that i had to endure over the course of my misadventures, i'm on to a whole new level of cool.

i have a legendary calm. the goddamn doofus.

i didn't pay him any mind on accounta' he's worthless.

he was staring at his reflection and making annoying faces, escalating the vexation of the people inside the lift. i swallowed so much huff staring at this caustic individual.

finally, his floor came on. the bell rang.

he must have been so much into his obnoxiousness that he forgot that the elevator door does not open immediately after the bell.

he rammed his face flat.

what an idiot!

ahahahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
excuse me. sorry. ahahahahahahahaha.

i laughed at him. i laughed hard. i laughed in his face.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahahahaa.

f*** you! ahahahahahahahahahaha!

he just looked down and walked out as fast as he could.

tough guy isn't so tough after all. so much for his act.

world's fulla sick people.