absimilliard and the lolcats

(absimilliard's adventures part thirteen)

on our way to the bazaar we ran into three women ROFL.

"somebody's havin' fun, abs. lookit."

"wanna check 'em out? let's check 'em out."

"right on, padre."

"mornin' ladies. mind lettin' us in on your LOL today?"

"LOL. we're just havin' us some LYAO talks about our crazy experiences over the weekend." says lolcat one.

"yup. it's just one of those things, y'know. LOL." says lolcat two.

"oh. right.. right."

"LOL. so.. you boys lost or somethin'?" says lolcat three.

"well.. i don't know. i got some action here, if you'd care. takes a drink or two to get the engine runnin' though. it's a lil' rusty."

"LOL. that's nice. but we don't really go out with strangers. we're not of that sort." says lolcat two.

"aww, c'mon. it'll be fun. absimilliard here can be really smart sometimes. besides, we're with the youth achrised group. we're like.. the last good guys in like.. the whole planet."

"LOL. is that right?" says lolcat one.

"damn straight!"

"LOL. alright. sure. one drink wouldn't hurt, i guess." says lolcat three.

"i know a great place."

"okay, bad boy. let's LOL." says lolcat one.

"youtha chrised?!"

"shh.. they'll hear ya."

after several buckets of LOLdrink.

"LHAO. that's hilarious, abs!" says lolcat three.

"i'm not kidding! it was a total mess, it was sick!"

"LHAO. shoulda met you boys a long time ago." says lolcat one.

"i'm tellin' ya, we should do this more often."

"yeah. that'd be sweet. i could LMAO with you guys for hours." says lolcat two.

"anytime."

"LOL. ahem. so.. uhh.. my parents are away for the weekend." says lolcat three.

"so..."

"so.. we were wondering if you boys would like to come with us an' ROFL at our place." says lolcat two, winking at lolcat one.

"LOL. yeah c'mon, it'll be great. i'll show you some real cool LYAO stuff." says lolcat one.

"uhh.. dunno, lady.. whaddayathink abs?"

"heck, sure, let's ROFL their brains out."

"great. LOL." says lolcat two.

we drank another couple dozen bottles of whatever they had.

"ROFL. you don't say!" says lolcat one.

"i'm tellin' ya, had i not moved an inch i woulda been skewered. i'da been playing the harp an' singin' echelon oh echelon already!"

"LHAO. you must feel really lucky." says lolcat one.

"not lucky.. blessed!"

"LOL. oh milliard, you're adorable!" says lolcat three.

"uhh.."

"LOL. c'mon, let's go to my room. i've somethin' to show ya." says lolcat three.

"err.. you gonna be okay, ares?"

"where'r you goin'?"

"uhh.. we're just gonna grab somethin' from the other room.."

"oh leave him, abs. he'll be alright. LOL." says lolcat three.

"LOL. don't worry. we'll take good care of him." says lolcat one and two in unison.

we went to the next room.

"wow. this room is so.. clean.. and pink too!"

she pushes me hard i fell flat on the bed.

"whoah. waitaminute.. whattayoudoin'?"

"LOL. shut up." says lolcat three.

"you.. what the.. you want me!"

"LOL. finally gettin' the picture, aren't we?" says lolcat three.

"think you can turn off some of the lights? it's too.. err.. luminiscent here."

"LOL. youse a bad boy!" says lolcat three

"yeah? whatta you gonna do about it?"

we ROFL for hours. took off very early in the morning.

"so.. had fun last night, abs?"

"well.. i don't know, really. you?"

"dunno.. i was pretty much out of it."

"you dog, you! what'd the cats do to ya? they leggo the beast?"

"that they did! you?"

"i done got myself killed last night!"

"yahtzee! hahaha! wanna go at it again?"

"LOL." says me.